Kung ikaw ay mag b-business, ano ang slogan mo?

Gem's Note:

I am very much fascinated with this thread that Jobz created.
Therefore, before May ends, I'll select 2 winners and have their banner
posted in replacement of sanckiss and sancsoap.
Let's check and see if the master can give out yuan
or other item mall prizes.

Razh: Sige Gem, 1M yuan each for the 2 winners that you will select.

Orayt simulan ko na. Pag ako ay nag business, gusto ko nagbebenta ng kwek kwek at tukneneng tapos ung slogan

"Jobz's Itlog: Dahan dahan sa pagtusok, itlog ko yan"

siguro billiard business...


"6 holes"
"sige tutok mo tsaka mo itira"

hahahahaha

hmm refreshment: buko juice......


"Red's BJS"

"sipsipin mo buko ko"


hahahahaha

hhmm... Computer shop

"Benjie's Pindutan 24/7"

Eto isa pa

Jobz's Barbershop, "ang dakilang barbero", pwede ding "gupit for sale"

Razh's Laundry Shop
"WE like you dirty!"

Gem's Electric Shop
"Let me check your shorts."


Flameria's Fishing Pole Sale
"Your pole is my goal"

Eco's Pet Shop
"Petness First"

Eco's Ice Cream Parlor
"Dila lang ang katapat"

Red's batchoy

"magiinit ka sa sarap"

teka bat yung mga slogan nyo lahat may pagka-naughty? wala bang mejo wholesome jan

uso yan ngaun ano ka ba hahahaha

Eco's Junkshop
"Talk to me dirty"

op kors ang aking wlang kamatayng FLAMERIA'S PLUMBING SERVICES

"TUBO MO, LINIS KO!" dulot ay ginhawa para sa iyo

Pwede rin juice stand ng Tang







"Tang ka na, Tang na ko, Tang na tayong LAHAT!!!!"

eto po akin

GABZ'S AIRSOFT / PAINTBALL

" TARA! TIRAHAN TAYO! "

gabz, anung oras bukas yang shop mo, pede ako unang customer tapos si Gem tapos si Maha?? wahehhehe

Eco's Special Toy-Gun Store
"Miss...nagbabaril-barilan kaba? Pwede patira, kahit isa lang"

24/7 open yang shop ko

azrael eto maganda dyan ^^,


*ammunition shop*
*hinihimas ko lang e biglang pumutok!*

May naisip akong magandang business para kay Flam

Flameria's music studio
"Magaling ako sa nota"

Aldaris wrote:

May naisip akong magandang business para kay Flam

Flameria's music studio
"Magaling ako sa nota"

wahahah pde din kaya

"nota mo tutugtugin ko"


joke lng flam flam ahehe

che!!! waheheheh

sinu kaya unang magiging customer ko? me libreng Krispy Kreme for life charing!!!

mwahmwah

eto pamatay resto



"Red's Resto"
"mura na...mamumura't magugulpi ka pa!"
"our special treatment can be availed by costumers who will not pay"
"our specialty:DINUGUAN"



wanted:waiter
requirements: at least 2 years training in any martial art
18 - 30 years old
fluent in trashtalking
with a bad attitude

lol

kung pwede lang bumoto, you'll get mine to win this contest. Pwede ba mag-apply na waiter jan?

hehehehe sure pde mag apply wahahaha