ONLI IN DA PILIPINS

Scrambledegg/Loi Pogi – Sa Pinas, iisa lang ang ibig sabihin ng sumusunod: “bisexual”, “metrosexual”, straight-curious”, “str8-tripper”, at “swinger” — mga baklang daig pa ang itik sa kembot ng balakang.

Awsom – Ang kudeta, pinapanood na parang concert ng mga tao.

Bobidax – There’s a sign in Bulacan, “Lahat ng kakaliwa, lumagi sa kanan”.

Shigella/Sid/Toink! – We have a full sentence composed of repating just one 1 syllable: “Bababa ba?”

Maximo/Pinay Goddess – Dito lang nakakamatay ang kantang, “My Way”.

Brics/Sydney – Every Pinoy clan has a “Tito Boy” and a “Tita Baby”.

Gorgeous Bitch – Dito lang may kurtina ang mga sasakyan.

Amber – Duktor na, nagnu-nurse pa, kasi mas malaki ang bayad.

Yelly – Pedestrians crossing a majoy highway or expressway.

Blue/Scrambledegg – Lahat ng artista gustong mag politiko, lahat ng politiko gustong mag-artista.

Rodel – We are all hermaphrodites because wherever you go, regardless of gender, you will be referred to as “mamser”.

Supremo – In da Pilipins, motorcyles and pedicabs are exempted from traffic rules.

Windburn – A senator named JOKER, and a cardinal named SIN.

Migokyla – In this country, slow cars stay on the leftmost lane, while fast cars overtake on the right lane.

Bobidax – Dito lang sa Pinas inuulam ang spaghetti sa rice.

Bebang – You see signs like, “Bawal homawak ang hendi bebeli. Kung ekaw ay bebeli malaya kang pomeli.”

Doorknob – We have doorbell names: Bing, Bong, Ding, Dong, Ping, Pong, Ting, Ging, Kring-kring.

Sayuri – Dito nalang pwede mag-concert ang The Letterman, The Platters, Air Supply, etc, kahit mga lolo na sila.

Cheyenne – Here, your in-laws’ visit can last 5 years!

No name/Mulangot – We Filipinos point with our lips.
Funny thing is, the farther the object is, the longer our lips become.

Major Ganda – Here, the stinkiest areas are those right under the signs, “Bawal umihi dito” and “Bawal magtapon ng basura dito”.

Ynaki- The Pinoy Christmas season begins in September and ends on Valentines.

Sayuri – Walls, corners, car doors and wheels are used as urinals.

Mr. Perk – Here, especially when commuting, you wear your backpack, in front.

Leitox – Where you can find people na binagyo at binaha na, nakangiti pa rin at kumakaway pag dinaanan ng camera.

Maynman – Squatters who put up “No Tresspassing” signs on their “property”.

mga anu yan??d ko magets hahahahahahaha

before the "-" ay mga speakers xD and everything they say are facts xD sadly wahahaha

Funny when you read about it, sad when you think about it.

kurak sisterhood

prang sumpa lng eh noh??
prang AH1N1 lng