Gorgeous Bitch – If after you tell someone that you’re still single, they say, “Sa bagay…”
Godric – If during your funeral, you’re friends have a “wacky” shot taken.
Raymond A – If you always buy takeout for 2, kahit lagi ka namang nag-iisa.
Jun 13 – If you only have 1 friend in your Friendster account, and you realize it’s the other account you created for yourself.
Godric – If you receive chain letters that tell you you’ll die whether you pass it around or not.
oBaDiaH – If you mail a letter to yourself and it returns with a “return to sender” note.
scrambledegg – If after 13 years of trying, you still haven’t made it into the Top Ten.
Journey – I organize birthday parties for all my family members, and I am very hands on with the preparation. But no one has EVER organized a party for me.
Asar – If you’re in a house filled with “loved ones”, yet you feel so alone.
No name – If you always leave an extra bowl of catfood for your cat because you know that if you suddenly drop dead, no one will be looking for you for weeks.
Geyp – If you send a group text to 20 people telling them you love them, and you get 21 “who u?” messages back.
Putungtung’s Dad – Pag never ka pa sinama sa “Family Day”.
Dru – If during photo-ops, they always hand you the camera.
Betty Cow – If your wife calls you “hoy”, and your kids call you, “asawa ng nanay ko”.
Betty Cow – If the only text you get on your birthday is a forwarded message from a friend, and when you thank him, he texts back, “Sorry, wrong send”.
Jun13 – If no one wants to tell you, “Peace be with you”, during mass.
Mang Jose – If on the first day you’re home, after a year abroad, your kids ask you, “Kelan alis mo?”
Mr. Perk – If the only way people will go out with you is if you tell them it’s your treat.
Dru – If you Google the word “unloved”, and pictures of you come out in the entries.
Dru – If even perverts don’t want to touch you.
Geyp – If you held a birthday party and you can’t even say, “nilangaw ang party ko!” because even the flies didn’t bother to come.
Sayuri – If nobody invited you to your own going away party!
SPY Shadow – You segue from an orphanage to a home for the aged.
Sat Jun 27, 2009 11:38 am
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