She came from japan wearing tight school shirt and a mini skirt
a lace on her hair and a ribbon near her breast
she’s a sight to behold and i just want to hold her
as if she were mine, but we can never be, im real, shes 2d...
I called out to her, "wait! wait!"
"i wanted to hold you
caress your loving bosom
and kiss your rosy cheeks
but wait we can never be
i am real and youre 2d..."
and so i brought her home, from a place where she can be bought
i played her and she played for me, shes a sight to behold
but then a villain came, with a thousand tentacles in his arsenal
he tried to coax her to be his lover but she denied his proposal
and i called out to her, "wait! wait!"
"i wanted to help you
slay that monster before you
and take you far away
but wait we can never be
i am real and youre 2d..."
the tentacles crawled up to her and ripped off her blouse
her lace that once wrapped her hair fell to the ground
and i cant do anything for her but watch her scream
then tears from unexpected places came out of me like cream
and i called to her, "wait! wait!"
"im sorry i cant help you
for our worlds are different
and can never be together
so i will shed for you my chlorinated tears
for i am real and youre 2d..."
Composed and performed by: Paulo Adolfo y Pascual (a.k.a. Colenzo)